Friday 31 May 2013

Illiterate or lazy?

I recently came across the following article on how people who are commonly referred to as "grammar nazis" behave on the internet.

Literacy Privilege: How I Learned to Check Mine Instead of Making Fun of People’s Grammar on the Internet

It certainly made for an interesting read. The author is a recovering grammar pedant who realised the error of her ways after being asked to help develop an adult literacy programme. Illiteracy is an ongoing problem and living in a country like South Africa, where our education levels are some of the lowest in the world, no-one can argue that sometimes access to education is a problem.

It's quite simple, really. There are a number of reasons why someone may struggle with things like spelling, grammar and punctuation. They may not have had access to education. They may, as this article point out, have a learning disability. For someone who struggles with dyslexia, the things that make my blood boil and make me want to drive a pencil through someone's hand may quite simply seem impossible. 

Except, they're not. I understand people with learning disabilities. I know that it is no reflection on someone's intellect or ability to comprehend things. I sympathise and feel grateful that I am not one of these sufferers. But, I do think that in this day and age, this is not an excuse.

Wednesday 29 May 2013

Latin phrases everyone should know

My love for language doesn't just stop at English. I have a passionate love affair with most languages and Latin has always been a favourite. Not that I know much about it other than when it overlaps with modern English. Here are a few Latin phrases that everyone either already does or probably should know.


Caveat: There is a spelling error in the above graphic. I am aware and yes, it does bug me.

Friday 24 May 2013

New dictionary entries

Some of these are so brilliant. I love the play on words.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Beauty parlour: A place where women curl up and dye.

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Handkerchief: Cold storage.

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.

Raisin: Grape with sunburn.

Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today.

Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Wrinkles: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Wednesday 22 May 2013

Did you know?

There are 923 words in the English language that break the "i before e" rule. Only 44 words follow rule.

This is according to the the BBC's QI television show in which a fan generated the figure according to a Scrabble wordlist.

The Oxford Dictionaries website of Oxford University Press states "The rule only applies when the sound represented is ‘ee’, though. It doesn’t apply to words like science or efficient, in which the –ie- combination does follow the letter c but isn’t pronounced ‘ee’." (Source: Wikipedia)

Basically, there are far too many exceptions to this rule to make it an actual rule. I still find myself reciting it when using words like "receive" and "perceive". But, yes, I think this one is going the same way as the dinosaurs.

Monday 20 May 2013

Correction: yro'ue

A friend posted this on Facebook and just had to tag me in it, of course.


Thursday 16 May 2013

Save the thesaurus!

When I was a kid I always used to call the thesaurus a theasaurus...it sounded better to me. My mom used to laugh and say that it wasn't a dinosaur. This image reminds me of that.



Monday 13 May 2013

Etymology: the evolution of expletives

Swearwords, cuss words, dirty words...whatever you call them, they've been around a lot longer than you think. Some of today's most popular expletives have been in use since the 16th century.


The modern history of swearing: Where all the dirtiest words come from 

Be sure to check out the bits at the end and find out what "larking" and "tipping the velvet" mean.

Wednesday 1 May 2013

Obsolete words

A friend posted a link to this article on 18 obsolete words that should never have gone out of style. I've re-posted my top ten. Check out the original post for the full list.